Oak Tree Massacre

A few years ago, this guy wrote on Craigslist that if anyone could take this tree off his lawn, they could have it.  So of course I wrote back urgently.  I was the first on a list of 7 interested "lumberjacks" so I quickly got to it!  I arrived on site with a chainsaw and a car thinking I was going home with an oak tree.  To my horror and delight, the tree ended up being 15 feet long by 24" wide at the belly.  I was not giving up.  I came back the next day with a chainsaw , a friend, and a van.  What ended up being a mission of 3 hours getting this thing inside, we finally got it home.  Thanks mom, for letting me leave a tree in your backyard for years to rot to perfection.  It's been an experience to say the least.  I know much more about trees, wood, and working hard.  I hope you all enjoy.